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Received this via Email from a friend on his way to Cyprus.

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

Press “1″ for English.

Press “2″ to disconnect until you have learned to speak English

13 Comments

1. Muslim Girl Scarlett Johansson in a Burqa?

   I know what you are thinking: I am just throwing sexy photos of Scarlett Johansson into this discussion of Muslim intolerance of Western Culture because I am a sick, demented, obsessed-with-beautiful women pervert.

   Yes, It is true. I am an All-Ame…

   Trackback by Planck's Constant — July 21, 2006 @ 11:27 am | Edit This

2. Where Are The Marines?

   I heard an American in Lebanon complaining on television the other day that she could not get out of Lebanon and there were bombs and all so she really wanted to go home and why wasn’t ‘the government’ there to help her and it’s getting kinda scary a…

   Trackback by Blue Star Chronicles — July 21, 2006 @ 1:37 pm | Edit This

3. […] Bits, the 2008 Presidential Straw Poll at Stuck on Stupid and the open trackback post at Echo9er.

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   Pingback by The Random Yak » Yak of the Week: Jail Food Edition — July 21, 2006 @ 2:24 pm | Edit This

4. […] servative Cat, TMH’s Bacon Bits, Adam’s Blog, Stuck on Stupid, Echo9er, Third World County, Samantha Burns & Is it Just Me? Related posts: I guess he told me&#8230 […]

   Pingback by The joy of the pool!-- Lil Duck Duck — July 21, 2006 @ 3:36 pm | Edit This

5. America’s Face to the World

   I’m really glad that the Bush administration doesn’t seem to be putting ANY pressure on Israel to back off their self-defense against the terrorists Hezbollah.

   Trackback by Blue Star Chronicles — July 21, 2006 @ 3:58 pm | Edit This

6. Nasrallah: You Say Murder, I Say Martyr

   In an interview with Al-Jazeera, Hezbollah leader, Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, issued an apology for Wednesday’s rocket attack on Nazareth that claimed the lives of two Arab-Israeli children aged 3 and 7. To the family that was hit in Nazareth –

   Trackback by PartisanTimes.com — July 21, 2006 @ 6:08 pm | Edit This

7. Nasrallah Resurfaces On Al-Jazeera Terrorist Network

   Earlier today, Al-Jazeera aired excerpts of an interview with Hezbollah leader, Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, which puts to rest the hopes of the Western World that the head terrorist was killed by an IAF air strike yesterday. I can confirm without

   Trackback by PartisanTimes.com — July 21, 2006 @ 6:24 pm | Edit This

8. Rahall is a fraud

   But every once in a while his stupidity shows throw and I jut have to register some protest.

   Trackback by Don Surber — July 21, 2006 @ 7:07 pm | Edit This

9. Lou Dobbs - Brilliant Financial Expert and Moron S

   Suppose you have a son that wants to open up a tanning salon in Tangiers. Why Tangiers? you may ask. Seems there are planty of brown people there already and the sun shines like 360 days a year. Well, your boy says, “Think of the name: Tangiers Tanni…

   Trackback by Planck's Constant — July 22, 2006 @ 7:56 am | Edit This

10. Get Hacked!

    Think you’re practicing safe computing? Maybe….

    …

    Trackback by third world county — July 23, 2006 @ 6:15 am | Edit This

11. I’m calling this one in as a suggestion for the White House comment line…

    “Hello. You have reached the White House. Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Border Patrol pickup and deportation.”

    Now, that’s an “amnesty” I can live with.

    Comment by David — July 23, 2006 @ 6:18 am | Edit This

12. Osama Bin Laden’s Garbage Can

    Perhaps Afghanistan’s only moderate Muslim, Mujib ibn Gamalfokker sent me a letter saying that although he hated Planck’s Constant he hated Osama bin Laden even more. Osama had taken Mujib’s favorite goat and as revenge, Mujib said he would sell me …

    Trackback by Planck's Constant — July 23, 2006 @ 3:59 pm | Edit This

13. Demand Justice for the Pendleton 8

    Seven Marines and one Navy Corpman were arrested in May 2006 following accusations that they had been involved in the murder of a man in Iraq. The accusations were made by Iraqi locals. This accusation came immediately after the accusations that Mari…

    Trackback by Blue Star Chronicles — July 23, 2006 @ 9:53 pm | Edit This

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