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GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
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Ramblings, Military related and other, of a Retired US Army Sergeant Major.
Received this via Email from a friend on his way to Cyprus.

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
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Muslim Girl Scarlett Johansson in a Burqa?
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Where Are The Marines?
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Rahall is a fraud
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Lou Dobbs - Brilliant Financial Expert and Moron S
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Get Hacked!
Think you’re practicing safe computing? Maybe….
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I’m calling this one in as a suggestion for the White House comment line…
“Hello. You have reached the White House. Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Border Patrol pickup and deportation.”
Now, that’s an “amnesty” I can live with.
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Demand Justice for the Pendleton 8
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