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All Things in Balance

A little Thursday Humor via an email. This should appeal to those who have been to or are from Washington State.

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found Him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?”

“It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put Life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.”

“Balance?” inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different countries. “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice. Balance in all things…”

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said, “What’s that one?”

“Ah,” said God, “That’s Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains and valleys. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, “What about balance, God? You said there would be balance.”

God smiled, “There is another Washington…wait until you see the idiots I put there.”

7 Responses

  1. Blue Star Chronicles says on April 20th, 2006 at 8:48 am: [edit]

    Cindy Sheehan refuses to talk to War Widow

    While Cindy Shenanigan’s 15 minutes continue to tick by agonizingly slow, her personal bubble of protection and showcasing via the media and hollywood is in danger of being burst. Her nemesis comes in the form of Laura Youngblood.

  2. The Florida Masochist says on April 20th, 2006 at 11:30 am: [edit]

    I demand a recount!

    Why didn’t TFM make this list?

  3. The Liberal Wrong Wing says on April 20th, 2006 at 12:23 pm: [edit]

    Chinese President Hu Jintao Meets with President B

    Today at the White House the People’s Republic of China’s “President” Hu Jintao and US President Bush are meeting. To be discussed, inevitably, will be the US-China trade gap, China’s continuing obstructionism at the UN regarding the Iranian situa…

  4. Jon Swift says on April 20th, 2006 at 2:46 pm: [edit]

    Dear Michelle Malkin…

    I wanted to call up Michelle Malkin but couldn’t find her telephone number on her site so I wrote a letter instead.

  5. Blue Star Chronicles says on April 20th, 2006 at 8:33 pm: [edit]

    Cindy Lied when her Son Died

    I just ran across MORE on the lies of Cindy Shenanigans. Yes. I know. We are all sick to death of her and her ….. her …. her CONSTANT attempts to get attention.

  6. Blue Star Chronicles says on April 20th, 2006 at 8:39 pm: [edit]

    Madeleine Albright can leg press 400 Pounds

    Holy Thunder Thighs, Batman!!

  7. chrys says on April 20th, 2006 at 9:39 pm: [edit]

    Great “E” - Thanks!

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